My uncles Big 4-0 is comming up..
My parents are sitting here discussing how turning 40 didnt really hit them very hard.. but 50 might...
Then my dad started reminiscing about being 30.. and then 20.. and, and I dont want to get old.. im scared.. im seriously REALLY scared.. Look what "getting old" did for my parents?

-- A dense marriage

-- Full time jobs neither enjoy

--Kids..(aka MOMs social life)mymother livesfor every bit of gossip, trauma, and social distortion Im faced with...

-- Depression-- OVER eating.. which in turn leads to being a hunderd pounds.. over weight.. if not more..

--sleeping in the living room because your husband "snores"

--being jealous of ..your dog?

Mmm married life HERE I COME!!

Im going to find/drink the elixir of life.. so.. i'll never get old.. ,i'll never have saggy boobs.. or.. wrinkly butt cheeks.. or ..crusty nipples EWWWW....
or a low libido.. (or lack there of)-- and then ill be happy for the rest of my life.. untill the human race is destroyed..andJehovah Witness's will rule the world baby..

Dude..