P.S JASON I LOVE YOU


JOURNAL ENTRY BY J-DIDDY MRAZ
"Did you hear about the kid who got stuck inside the claw machine at the Sheboygan, Wisconsin Piggly Wiggly? What an honor. What a dream. That kid has no idea. Notice he wasn’t trying to get out. The only emergency they mentioned was that he had to use the bathroom. I wonder if they let him keep any toys from inside. I’m not sure he ever put his money in the darned thing anyway. Seven year olds. What I’d give to be seven again… at least my eight-year-old girlfriend would be legit. I’m just kidding. She’s eighty.

You know me and claw machines. We get along just fine. Though I have to admit, half the time I could care less what the heck is inside the box, I’m just down for a good old confrontation, man against machine. The same goes for those arm wrestling games, as puny as I may look I can usually get thru two or three rounds before someone notices I’m using both hands. "