when i was little this song made me soooo happy .. like ridiculously happy... then highschool came.. and i realized i wasnt hideous.. but it still makes me happy.. i really miss oldies 92.9.. i feel robbed of my innocence with out it..

yea.. i was like 9 years old.. just dancing and singing to this song (wiith my manly voice 9 year old voice..) and still manly 16 year old girl voice... but.. annnnywho.. i've got boobs so that voice thing doesnt really matter..

this goes out to the memory of my youth..

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

(Sax solo)

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(ok.. so its repetitive.. no biggie.. it makes a good point)