I look like a homely wittle orphan.... ---homely enough to sour milk ... I dont even wear shoes of the same character.. haha Wow..all my shoes have lost their other half... uh ..their soooul mates... i wish i could feel bad for them.. but inorder to feel bad for my shoes i would have to pertain to their problem.. I would have to have sustained a soul mate.. or a significant other.. inorder to feel the great loss of losing one...... The only way i can help my shoes.. is to become a match maker of shoes.. i must reunite them all..aaahh hahahaha ::evil laugh::

***bust out---ooh.. MATCH maker match maker make me a match, find me a find caaatch me a catch.. ***

I wish i was a shoe.. shoes come in pairs.. the left one... and the right one.. If i was a shoe.. I'd know for CERTAIN.. that my life had meaning.. I'd be destined to be with another shoe.. for the rest of my life.. untill death do we part...- uh huh oh yea...
I may loose the other shoe--somewhere down the line....and we may become distant one point..).. but just knowing they're out there.. would make life as a shoe... worth living...
Just having that hope.. or just that reasuring feeling.. that your wanted and loved by that another shoe... no matter what you do..

*If i was a shoe*.. i'd be-- a size 6 .. i'd be the left shoe... i'd be an off brand payless shoe that was really really weird lookin.. and nobodywould want to buy me and my other half.. i think i'd be an offshade of pukegreen.. with a strip of orange.. up the the side.. yea..and i'd light up .. with every step the owner of the shoe would take.. ...yeaaaa they'd be reebok look a likes..

Sooooooooooo
who wants to be a the right side.. of an ugly green reebok look a like shoe??
any takers?

OK IM OFF TO BE A MATCH MAKER OF SHOOOES...

HAHAHAHAH im so lame! dont look at my site! ever! ever! ever!--GO AWAY!!

seriously.. go away..